McCartney's Ex-Wife

[withahip]

Well, do the British have to listen to her, too? I felt bad for her a bit (because my pity is so important when one considers their place in the universe I am sure) and then heard her speak. Lord, is the on the jack kerouac stream of conscious program?

I am thinking, ok she is fried from the relentless media attention - but if not and I had to listen to her ramble on day in and day out I'd divorce her, too.

She needs some serious public relations training and maybe some meds.

[Mr. Brian]

I think she is a psychopath gold digger myself. I feel bad for McCartney for being duped by this woman. She gets what she deserves.

[withahip]

I have no idea. First interview I have ever seen with her. Is she that bad or is she crucified by the media?

Oh, she is on again. I hate her already.

[moondance]

Ok, time for some Heather jokes:
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
wife Heather Mills- McCartney.

Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has
been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have
no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"

She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as civil
as possible.

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she
will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to walk out
on a relationship like this"

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the
marriage, Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing
a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and
subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement hasn't been signed it
is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on

Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have
been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get
her leg over".

Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said "he would get
home at night and find her legless"

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present
that Paul had got prior to the wedding; he gave her a new prosthetic leg
for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a
plane but then he gave her a Ladyshave for the other leg.

[withahip]

Mint.

Wow, she must be lame.

[JackT]

Mint.

Wow, she must be lame.

OMG did you say "mint?" I've trying for years to bring that back. I thought it was an L.I. thing.

What accent is it exactly that Heather Mills has?

[Frank The Bunny]

What accent is it exactly that Heather Mills has?

And is her middle name "Eileen"?

[moondance]

And is her middle name "Eileen"?

[Dr Cheese]

After the split a journalist asked Paul McCartney if he'll ever go down on one knee again. Paul replies 'I'd prefer if you called her Heather.' ...

[withahip]

hahahahahahaha

[withahip]

Ok, Heather Mills did not get the memo- when you are on American tv like Access Hollywood- you have become a walking car crash.

[moondance]

Ok, Heather Mills did not get the memo- when you are on American tv like Access Hollywood- you have become a walking car crash.

Very true!

[Lancashire Fusileer]

she's from Washington, County Durham but known as "Tyne & Wear" i.e. North East of England.