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by the ghost of guitarplayer » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:38 pm
Yes I did... And you'll never take me alive. Ha ha!
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by Umberto Biro » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:13 pm
you need to mention cricket as much as possible
sing "we came with our back packs on, you a ball and chain"
ask them how you bring up an australia child
asnwer : put your fingers down a dingo's throut
stick a budgie down your trunks
sing "we came with our back packs on, you a ball and chain"
ask them how you bring up an australia child
asnwer : put your fingers down a dingo's throut
stick a budgie down your trunks
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by Frank The Bunny » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:16 am
withahip wrote:Show 'em your fanny pack!
Funny thing about fanny pack.
We from the US are the only ones that call a person's behind a "fanny"
Elsewhere, a fanny pack is known as a bum bag.
The fanny would be more in the vaginalish region. So when you say "fanny pack", it's like you're saying "pussy pouch"...
so...
show 'em your pussy pouch
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by Voodoo Billy » Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:28 am
Frank The Bunny wrote:
The fanny would be more in the vaginalish region.
The vaginalish region? Is that part of Romania?
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by the puppet » Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:25 am
Frank The Bunny wrote:Funny thing about fanny pack.
We from the US are the only ones that call a person's behind a "fanny"
Elsewhere, a fanny pack is known as a bum bag.
The fanny would be more in the vaginalish region. So when you say "fanny pack", it's like you're saying "pussy pouch"...
so...
show 'em your pussy pouch
Yes correct but it is better to ask " to see tour map of Tassy" .Look at your atlas to see the Shape of Tasmania
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by Frank The Bunny » Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:39 am
That only works if the woman in question does not trim her tour map of Tassy into novelty shapes or prefers the pink taffy to have a more youthful appearance.the puppet wrote:Yes correct but it is better to ask " to see tour map of Tassy" .Look at your atlas to see the Shape of Tasmania
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by the puppet » Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:50 am
Frank The Bunny wrote:That only works if the woman in question does not trim her tour map of Tassy into novelty shapes or prefers the pink taffy to have a more youthful appearance.
But always fun to find out
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by the puppet » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:01 am
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHH0Ebke-Iu[/youtube]
[gvideo]benjaminchristie.com/blog/sam-kekovich-lamb-add-2009
[/gvideo]http://www.themainmeal.com.au/LambSamAustraliaDay
Hope these work-3 adds over the years sort of about Australia day and with mention to said film "Australia" as already mentioned in this hive of information
[gvideo]benjaminchristie.com/blog/sam-kekovich-lamb-add-2009
[/gvideo]http://www.themainmeal.com.au/LambSamAustraliaDay
Hope these work-3 adds over the years sort of about Australia day and with mention to said film "Australia" as already mentioned in this hive of information
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by Scouser » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:47 am
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show 'em your pussy pouch[/quote]
Which brings us full circle to the Albert Dock.
show 'em your pussy pouch[/quote]
Which brings us full circle to the Albert Dock.
Mr. Brian, I find that offensive.
Scouser's inability to se others' point of view is rather grating.
Scouser's inability to se others' point of view is rather grating.
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by withahip » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:57 am
Frank The Bunny wrote:Funny thing about fanny pack.
We from the US are the only ones that call a person's behind a "fanny"
Elsewhere, a fanny pack is known as a bum bag.
The fanny would be more in the vaginalish region. So when you say "fanny pack", it's like you're saying "pussy pouch"...
so...
show 'em your pussy pouch
It is moments like this when a fellow American who is not female has to explain a joke that I lose hope.
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by Frank The Bunny » Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:32 pm
show me your pussy pouch.withahip wrote:It is moments like this when a fellow American who is not female has to explain a joke that I lose hope.
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by oddbunny » Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:39 pm
God, you people are something else.
You ask a question but, you get it otherwise.
Still, some good jokes though. Nice entertainment beats being bored at work, sitting here reading some of the responses.
Sheesh. I'll think twice b4 posting a thought or a question regarding a question just trying to be friendly. Damn!
I am flying Qantas so maybe my engine will blow & I'll die in a fiery crash then, all of you won't have to worry about me posting questions (trying to make friends here) again. Damn though!
(btw...I am posting this w/ a cynical POV & will admit, some of you people are truly funny)...
You ask a question but, you get it otherwise.
Still, some good jokes though. Nice entertainment beats being bored at work, sitting here reading some of the responses.
Sheesh. I'll think twice b4 posting a thought or a question regarding a question just trying to be friendly. Damn!
I am flying Qantas so maybe my engine will blow & I'll die in a fiery crash then, all of you won't have to worry about me posting questions (trying to make friends here) again. Damn though!
(btw...I am posting this w/ a cynical POV & will admit, some of you people are truly funny)...
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by Frank The Bunny » Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:47 pm
Sheesh. How rude.
Can't you see we're trying to have a conversation here? Let the grownups talk.
Can't you see we're trying to have a conversation here? Let the grownups talk.
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