I just found out my "girlfriend" is (NOT) a junkie

by **Dave Smith** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:52 am

Fuck me Evil-no wonder you need a HD camera with everything you get up to!lol

by **Voodoo Billy** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:37 am

If I need fucking glasses anytime soon I'm claiming it off Evil, I haven't read this much in years. Is there any chance you could post as bullet points or maybe in video?

by **Frank The Bunny** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:48 am

Dr Evil wrote:As a trans-humanist

whoa, whoa, whoa....

...you're a tranny?!?!

by **fat cherry** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:58 pm

i'm going to attempt to use the word (or phrase, I'm not too sure) in a meeting at work tomorrow. I'll let you know how I get on. I'm rather hoping one of the many many business graduates that are overrunning the place will think its a new buzzword he hasn't heard and will start using it assuming it its the latest in IT techy talk.

by **Dave Smith** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:08 pm

Brilliant!Do it FC!

by **black francis** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:17 pm

The day Dr. Evil decides to no longer grace us with his postings will be a sad one indeed.

by **withahip** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:29 pm

That reminds me how much I miss Insane Jane and Red.

by **Dr Evil** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:14 pm

It makes no odds how boring or normal an individual tries to be. All of a sudden both heaven and hell can start opening up underneath your feet.

by **Dave Smith** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:34 am

You want to sell lines like that to Mac.Beats 'Whatever you waaaaannnntt'

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:07 am

Hmm... the chorus to Kansas springs to mind there.

Where I'm heading I can't tell
Down to Heaven
Or up to Hell
And if who we are is who we love
Then who put all this hate inside me?
And if who we are is written in the stars
When's someone gonna come and find me?

by **Voodoo Billy** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:16 am

Dave Smith wrote:You want to sell lines like that to Mac.Beats 'Whatever you waaaaannnntt'

I bet he'd love a night out with the girlfriend as well.

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:23 am

Wouldn't we all? Drugs aside, a 20 year old girl with a nice pert arse and thin black tights (shudders all sleazy like).

by **Voodoo Billy** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:58 am

Shit, now I'll have to wipe my keyboard again. :wink:

by **Dr Evil** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 6:10 am

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:Hmm... the chorus to Kansas springs to mind there.

Where I'm heading I can't tell
Down to Heaven
Or up to Hell
And if who we are is who we love
Then who put all this hate inside me?
And if who we are is written in the stars
When's someone gonna come and find me?

One of my favourite songs of all time. I'd like to hear it with Will on guitar.

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 6:24 am

Yup. Could have been a Bunnymen "classic".

I just found out my "girlfriend" is (NOT) a junkie

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