Voodoo Billy wrote:Congrats MR BF! Glad to hear you have found a second job!
I'm afraid to ask what's my primary job?
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Re: Jobless
by black francis » Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:48 pm
I'm afraid to ask what's my primary job?
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Re: Jobless
by Dr Cheese » Wed Jul 09, 2014 2:30 am
black francis wrote:
I'm afraid to ask what's my primary job?
Posting on this forum.
And you know that I'll pick up
Every time you call
Just to thank you one more time
Alcohol
Every time you call
Just to thank you one more time
Alcohol
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Re: Jobless
by Voodoo Billy » Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:04 am
black francis wrote:This job is working out way better than I could have hoped. I have the shift I wanted (5:30AM-2:00PM), at the location I was hoping for which is ten miles from my home (previous commute was 35 miles or an hour and a half away), they stuck me in the same department as one of my bestest friends forever, I'm being paid more than my previous job AND a taco truck comes by for lunch EVERY DAY! And if that wasn't rad enough I get about a month and some change off every summer so I do get to party with my little men. I don't go back to work till August 6th.
Why oh why wasn't I laid off sooner?
Enjoy BF, sounds great!
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Re: Jobless
by Kounelaki » Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:09 am
black francis wrote:This job is working out way better than I could have hoped. I have the shift I wanted (5:30AM-2:00PM), at the location I was hoping for which is ten miles from my home (previous commute was 35 miles or an hour and a half away), they stuck me in the same department as one of my bestest friends forever, I'm being paid more than my previous job AND a taco truck comes by for lunch EVERY DAY! And if that wasn't rad enough I get about a month and some change off every summer so I do get to party with my little men. I don't go back to work till August 6th.
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Re: Jobless
by black francis » Wed Jul 09, 2014 11:58 am
Dr Cheese wrote:black francis wrote:
I'm afraid to ask what's my primary job?
Posting on this forum.
Heh. That's why reading "Juliet Naked" was such an uncomfortable exercise.
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Re: Jobless
by black francis » Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:05 pm
Voodoo Billy wrote:black francis wrote:This job is working out way better than I could have hoped. I have the shift I wanted (5:30AM-2:00PM), at the location I was hoping for which is ten miles from my home (previous commute was 35 miles or an hour and a half away), they stuck me in the same department as one of my bestest friends forever, I'm being paid more than my previous job AND a taco truck comes by for lunch EVERY DAY! And if that wasn't rad enough I get about a month and some change off every summer so I do get to party with my little men. I don't go back to work till August 6th.
Why oh why wasn't I laid off sooner?
Enjoy BF, sounds great!
Minus the taco truck food of course.
I wish I could take all of you with me to King Taco one day.
We'll play this on the jukebox:
And eat this:
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Re: Jobless
by Mr. Brian » Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:52 pm
black francis wrote:they stuck me in the same department as one of my bestest friends forever
How is your Fleshlight® doing?
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Re: Jobless
by Voodoo Billy » Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:56 pm
That looks delicious BF. Unfortunately I possess the bowels of a 90 year-old woman, you can get anything on Ebay these days. Boom Boom!
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Re: Jobless
by black francis » Wed Jul 09, 2014 1:21 pm
Voodoo Billy wrote:That looks delicious BF. Unfortunately I possess the bowels of a 90 year-old woman, you can get anything on Ebay these days. Boom Boom!
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Re: Jobless
by black francis » Wed Jul 09, 2014 1:21 pm
Mr. Brian wrote:black francis wrote:they stuck me in the same department as one of my bestest friends forever
How is your Fleshlight® doing?
It's still The Killing Moon of male self pleasure devices.
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Re: Jobless
by Voodoo Billy » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:13 pm
black francis wrote:Mr. Brian wrote:black francis wrote:they stuck me in the same department as one of my bestest friends forever
How is your Fleshlight® doing?
It's still The Killing Moon of male self pleasure devices.
I take it that's the 12" All Night Version.
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Re: Jobless
by Mr. Brian » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:20 pm
Voodoo Billy wrote:
I take it that's the 12" All Night Version.
... Everything's gonna be all right ...
... Everything's gonna be all right ...la la, la la laaa
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Re: Jobless
by fat cherry » Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:21 am
black francis wrote:(previous commute was 35 miles or an hour and a half away),
sounds like you need a new truck too BF.
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Re: Jobless
by Voodoo Billy » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:57 am
fat cherry wrote:black francis wrote:(previous commute was 35 miles or an hour and a half away),
sounds like you need a new truck to BF.
Or some new trainers.
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Re: Jobless
by black francis » Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:19 pm
fat cherry wrote:black francis wrote:(previous commute was 35 miles or an hour and a half away),
sounds like you need a new truck too BF.
You leave T-Rex out of this! She has been a good and loyal truck.
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