by JackT » Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:49 pm
The Simpsons watch TV. A commercial comes on. A man barbeques a soccer ball, and throws it towards the camera.
MAN
Open wide for some soccer!
Several soccer clips follow, with a voice over.
TV ANNOUNCER
The Continental Soccer Association is coming to Springfield! It's all here - fast-kicking, low scoring, and ties? You bet!
BART
Hey Dad, how come you've never taken us to see a soccer game?
HOMER
I... don't know.
TV ANNOUNCER
You'll see all your favorite soccer stars. Like Adiaga! Adiaga two! Badiaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!
HOMER
Oh, I've never heard of those people.
TV ANNOUNCER
And they'll all be signing autographs.
HOMER
Woohoo!
TV ANNOUNCER
This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth - Mexico or Portugal!
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