So much for my New Years resolution to find love and happiness in 2009.
A special message from eHarmony founder Dr. Neil Clark Warren
Your application has been rejected.
Dear Frank,
I am sorry, but your application to join eHarmony.com has been rejected.
You failed question #14: "What do you like most in a woman".
"My dick" was not an acceptable answer, and is not in keeping with our community standards.
If you have any questions about the eHarmony process, our Customer Care group is always happy to help. Please visit our Help section.
My warmest wishes,
Dr. Neil Clark Warren
Founder, eHarmony.com