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[Frank The Bunny]

no I meant poon.

That's right, Wojo. Poon is slang for "vagina". From the word "poontang". Other variations include simply "tang", "pootietang", or alternately "puddytat" as in "I tawt I taw a puddytat", a phrase popularized by the cartoon character "Tweety Bird", also known as simply "Tweety" or "Tweetie Pie", also a euphemism for "vagina".

Other slang terms for vagina include (please feel free to add your own to the list):
• Axe/hatchet wound
• Ass mate
• Bearded oyster
• Beaver
• Beef curtains
• Bikini bizkit
• Cock holster
• Cooter (Southern US regionalism)
• Cherry pop
• Cat flaps
• Cha-cha
• Chuff
• Furburger
• Grumble
• Hairy goblet (what a knight might drink from)
• Honey pot
• Honeysuckle
• Hooch
• Hush puppy
• Lick-me-please-me
• Muff
• Mud flaps
• Map of Tassie/Mapatazi (Map of Tasmania)
• Panty hamster
• Passion fruit
• Poonany
• Quim
• Southern belle
• Taco (pink)
• Tongue magnet
• Velcro triangle
• Vertical bacon sandwich
• Vertical smile
• Wunder down under

For large vaginas:
• The Grand Canyon
• The Great Divide
• Horse's collar
• Clown's Pocket
• Cathedral (my organ's never played in one this large before)

Small vaginas:
• Mouse's ear
• Eye of a needle

Slutty vaginas:
• Box of assorted creams
• Municipal cockwash
• Bulldog eating porridge (post coital appearance)

Hairy vaginas:
• Bear trapper's hat (hairy as a)
• Minge
• Brillo pad (coarse)
• Rusty brillo pad (redheads)
• Baby bear

I hope you've found this useful, informative & educational.

[tonywojo]

That's right, Wojo. Poon is slang for "vagina". From the word "poontang". Other variations include simply "tang", "pootietang", or alternately "puddytat" as in "I tawt I taw a puddytat", a phrase popularized by the cartoon character "Tweety Bird", also known as simply "Tweety" or "Tweetie Pie", also a euphemism for "vagina".

Other slang terms for vagina include (please feel free to add your own to the list):
• Axe/hatchet wound
• Ass mate
• Bearded oyster
• Beaver
• Beef curtains
• Bikini bizkit
• Cock holster
• Cooter (Southern US regionalism)
• Cherry pop
• Cat flaps
• Cha-cha
• Chuff
• Furburger
• Grumble
• Hairy goblet (what a knight might drink from)
• Honey pot
• Honeysuckle
• Hooch
• Hush puppy
• Lick-me-please-me
• Muff
• Mud flaps
• Map of Tassie/Mapatazi (Map of Tasmania)
• Panty hamster
• Passion fruit
• Poonany
• Quim
• Southern belle
• Taco (pink)
• Tongue magnet
• Velcro triangle
• Vertical bacon sandwich
• Vertical smile
• Wunder down under

For large vaginas:
• The Grand Canyon
• The Great Divide
• Horse's collar
• Clown's Pocket
• Cathedral (my organ's never played in one this large before)

Small vaginas:
• Mouse's ear
• Eye of a needle

Slutty vaginas:
• Box of assorted creams
• Municipal cockwash
• Bulldog eating porridge (post coital appearance)

Hairy vaginas:
• Bear trapper's hat (hairy as a)
• Minge
• Brillo pad (coarse)
• Rusty brillo pad (redheads)
• Baby bear

I hope you've found this useful, informative & educational.

well i never

[shadows on the trees]

You left off cootchie.

[tonywojo]

You left off cootchie.

coo

[black francis]

I don't get rattled easily but when I heard a friend refer to a vagina as a "gash" I nearly vomited.

[black francis]

Then there's the description of a large vag:

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

or a friend once said:

loose as a mayonnaise jar.

[Mr. Brian]

This is Marty Funkhouser's joke he told to Jerry Seinfeld on Curb Your Enthusiasm:

A woman is very afraid of the size of her opening.

So she goes to her mother, she says what am I going to do I’m so big down there when I marry Harry he’s going to divorce me.

Her mother says don’t worry sweetheart it runs in the family, do what I did when I married your father. Go to the market, get some raw liver, put it in there he’ll never know the difference.

So she does.

They have eight hours of sex after their marriage. She wakes up at 10 o’clock, he’s gone but there’s a note on her pillow. It says My darling Harriet. To think that I waited a year to consummate our loving relationship makes my heart beat so loudly I’m surprised it didn’t wake you up.

The only reason I’m not here now darling is that I’m at work to make enough money to buy you a house, a picket fence, we’ll have dogs and children.

When the 5 o’clock dinner bell rings I will be home like the winged Gossamer of love in your arms, Your loving husband Harry.

P.S. Your cunt is in the sink.

[shadows on the trees]

I don't get rattled easily but when I heard a friend refer to a vagina as a "gash" I nearly vomited.

Yeh, that's vile.

Mr Shadows gets angry when I call people quim biscuit.

[JackT]

ha ha municipal cockwash

[shadows on the trees]

ha ha municipal cockwash

I just threw up a little.

[DivaDiana77]

I have always been glad that the Bunnies never went the route of having girls all over them in videos and singing how they "want some of this". Blah. Though they record company complained that their video image was never really developed, I found them intriguing just because of that.

Hmmm, back to mince pies....

Mince pies are filled with mincemeat – a preserve typically containing apple, dried fruits such as raisins and sultanas, spices, and either suet or vegetable shortening.[1] Modern mince pies typically do not contain any meat, but because suet is raw beef or mutton fat, mince pies made with suet are not suitable for vegetarians. Individual mince pies are usually 6–7.5 cm (2.5-3 inches) in diameter, although larger mince pies, suitable for slicing, may also be baked.

Sounds yummy, actually. My mom used to put raisins in the turkey stuffing and it had a great flavor. I've cooked turkey with apples before. I might just have to make one and see how it goes. Is there a vegan version so we can invite Morrissey over? JUST KIDDING!!!

[JackT]

I have always been glad that the Bunnies never went the route of having girls all over them in videos and singing how they "want some of this".

Have you heard any of Mac's "special" lyrics he likes to sing live?