by black francis » Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:49 pm
Roger Skateboards press release
Roger.
Because sometimes bad ideas come in pairs.
For immediate release
Skateboard company that went out of business will probably go out of business again.
Do you remember that company that called itself “the good company?” They were distributed by that distribution company that had the really big name? You remember, right? Well that “good” skateboard company is back! And probably going out of business soon!
Resource Distributions is proud to announce that they’ll soon be distributing Roger Skateboards because no other distribution company would touch this project with a ten foot stick. Joey Pulsifer, Resource Distribution’s owner, had this to say about the brand, “We’re really excited to add Roger to our shelves and we’re certain that they’ll have no problem going out of business within the year.”
Stay tuned to rogerskateboards.com in the upcoming months for exciting news concerning products, team additions, going out of business sales and team losses.
With the Force as his ally he did battle with the Dark Lord. And he showed the measure of a true Jedi at a place called "The Death Star" where hope for the Galaxy was reborn. May all who struggle against tyranny hold his memory in their hearts