Posted this once a year or so ago. Trust me you will love it this time.
1st Circumlocutionist: I have in my possession an animal belonging to
the family Canidae, and it appears that he does
not possess any extra-facial olfactory organs.
2nd Circumlocutionist: Could you therefore impart to me, such
knowledge as may be necessary, to describe how
that animal circumvents the problem of
satisfying his olfactory senses?
1st Circumlocutionist: Unfortunately, the non-ambiguity of your
enquiry does not easily permit me to provide a
clever answer, but I am in fact thinking of
referring the animal to an olfactologist.
However, the animal does have a fairly
unpleasant body odour, should you be
interested.
My favorite joke ever
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by girlwithnoname » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:37 pm
Heard this one a long time ago:
Three newly pregnant women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, are sitting in the waiting room of their obstetrician. They start talking about their pregnancies.
The brunette says, "I'm having a boy. I know, because I was on top."
The redhead says, "I'm having a girl, since I was on the bottom."
The blonde suddenly bursts into tears. When the other women ask her what is the matter, she replies, "I think I'm going to have puppies."
Three newly pregnant women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, are sitting in the waiting room of their obstetrician. They start talking about their pregnancies.
The brunette says, "I'm having a boy. I know, because I was on top."
The redhead says, "I'm having a girl, since I was on the bottom."
The blonde suddenly bursts into tears. When the other women ask her what is the matter, she replies, "I think I'm going to have puppies."
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by JackT » Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:53 pm
Three people of different nationalities walk into a room. The first two say something witty and intelligent, while the third insults all of his countrymen by responding like an idiot.
"He was a mongoose, rather like a little cat in his fur and his tail, but quite like a weasel in his head and his habits."
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by Voodoo Billy » Fri Jun 24, 2011 4:30 am
JackT wrote:Three people of different nationalities walk into a room. The first two say something witty and intelligent, while the third insults all of his countrymen by responding like an idiot.
So who was accompanying the Welshman and the Irishman?
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by Voodoo Billy » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:49 am
Man arrives home after visiting the doctor's surgery.
"What did he say?" his wife asks, looking worried
"Bad news" he replies "I've got the big C"
"Cancer?" she asks
"No" he replies, "dyslexia"
"What did he say?" his wife asks, looking worried
"Bad news" he replies "I've got the big C"
"Cancer?" she asks
"No" he replies, "dyslexia"
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by Dave Smith » Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:51 am
What do you call a man whose nuts grow every time he lies?
Pistachio.
Pistachio.
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by JackT » Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:08 am
Voodoo Billy wrote:So who was accompanying the Welshman and the Irishman?
Some type of colored fellow, I'm guessing.
"He was a mongoose, rather like a little cat in his fur and his tail, but quite like a weasel in his head and his habits."
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by JackT » Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:09 am
Voodoo Billy wrote:Man arrives home after visiting the doctor's surgery.
"What did he say?" his wife asks, looking worried
"Bad news" he replies "I've got the big C"
"Cancer?" she asks
"No" he replies, "dyslexia"
well done
"He was a mongoose, rather like a little cat in his fur and his tail, but quite like a weasel in his head and his habits."
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