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Postby Voodoo Billy » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:38 am

I'd much prefer if you taught us how to order a beer and a steak and chips.
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Postby Kounelaki » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:51 am

Just say "I'd like a beer and a steak and chips" slowly and very loudly.
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:56 am

They may think I'm retarded.
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Postby the ghost of guitarplayer » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:08 am

But you are Voodoo Billy, you very special person you.

Now, chase ball little fella...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEOigYCrdo8[/youtube]
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:10 am

Must be all that 'plomb' in the water pipes around here.
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:13 am

By the way Ghostie, how did you manage to get your hands on the England cricket team's top secret pre-Ashes training dvd?
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Postby the ghost of guitarplayer » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:32 am

I cannot reveal my sources. I also have the pre-game video that Fabio Capello will use to instruct the England football team ahead of its [meaningless] friendly with France this week:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3GjX36egTo[/youtube]
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:34 pm

Peter Crouch hasn't half put some weight on.
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Postby Kounelaki » Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:13 pm

Voodoo Billy wrote:Peter Crouch hasn't half put some weight on.


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Postby Froggy bunnyman » Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:52 am

Cette traduction à la con va me faire péter les plombs
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Joke for french native speakers, sorry guys :wink:
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Postby JackT » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:52 pm

This shit is getting out of control.
"He was a mongoose, rather like a little cat in his fur and his tail, but quite like a weasel in his head and his habits."
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Postby the ghost of guitarplayer » Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:13 pm

Shouldn't that be (adopts crappy French accent like Rene out of the BBC's Allo Allo) "le merde is getting out of ze control."
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