CA in LP

[fat cherry]

oh. i get it. we cant tell the difference between a cartoon bloke and a nation that happily infects loonies and prisoners with syphillis in the name of medical science. But then again, what civilised coulntry hasn't done that on the odd occasion. its cool to like americans again. After all, you keep giving our mate mr blair medals, We're hoping he likes that so much he'll go and live there. But no, we welcome the magic of the movies and grieve at the loss of tony curtis. After all, I AM spartacus. And anyway its been a bit light on the bitching hasn't it?

[withahip]

Yes, let your Sun Never Sets on Bengali hate course through you FC!!!!

[withahip]

Come on guys, we're all friends and brothers in arms... aren't we?

Yes - it is pretty much FC with the giant clotted cream and tea chip on his shoulder.

Of course, her has no problem posting on an American's message board - but whatev.

[fat cherry]

lol. sorry hipster. forgot you were so sensitive.

[Voodoo Billy]

Of course, her has no problem posting on an American's message board - but whatev.

Is that a typo or has Fat Cherry had the removal van in and turned him into Fat Cherrie? Even if that were the case it should surely read "she has no problem" not "her has no problem". Where did the American education system go wrong?

[fat cherry]

Of course, her has no problem posting on an American's message board - but whatev.

and to explain for the hard of understanding, that'd be the major flaw in your argument. i'll start using those little emoticons if you like, to help you understand when statements should be taken at face value or its, you know...... a joke. , hang on, i feel and example coming on:

hey hipster, in reply to your assertion I dont like america and/or americans... i also watch your telly programs, especially the ones with a relaxed attitude to showing titties [serious emoticon, its true on both counts!!], and eat alot of your french fries [laughing emoticon - cos you see, its a joke, they're, you know, french. Admittedly not a very good one so that might slip under the wire, so perhaps I should have graded emoticons. On the other hand, you yanks prefer the simple black and white approach. easier. though perhaps i should call it, white and whiter. oh dear, you probably wont get that one.

[fat cherry]

Is that a typo or has Fat Cherry had the removal van in and turned him into Fat Cherrie? Even if that were the case it should surely read "she has no problem" not "her has no problem". Where did the American education system go wrong?

i just assumed it was one of those gay jokes. so i've no room to talk either, specially with all those chips on my shoulder. though chips are different in america aren't they? what she meant was i have a load of french fries on my shoulder.

[Voodoo Billy]

Surely you mean 'freedom fries'?

[fat cherry]

steady on, you'll be accused of not liking the yanks, and you know what happens then. mind you they probably cant afford to invade us, after all, who'd help em?## though cameron's probably dopey enough not to realise where he's sent the troops until its too late.

## ok, i've made a mental list and theres too many to write down.

[Voodoo Billy]

Oh I'm sure the Southerners would be up for it. The Yanks and Cockneys hit the North.

[the ghost of guitarplayer]

Yeah you bet! How did you know about our plans VB?

Bagsy Liverpool. I am going to rename it "Harry H Corbettville" in honour of their fantastic football manager, Roy Hodgson. Roy, being a man from Cwoydon in Londan town, is already providing us with important intelligence, while the Yanks already have pre-invasion units in place to disrupt the city with Major Hicks and Colonel Gillett in charge. The pre-invasion force is in place in Manchester too. This is going to be a piece of piss.

[withahip]

I think FC and I should dress up as Captain America and Captain Britain and be the entertainment for the next pre-EATB gig meet up.

[withahip]

steady on, you'll be accused of not liking the yanks, and you know what happens then. mind you they probably cant afford to invade us, after all, who'd help em?## though cameron's probably dopey enough not to realise where he's sent the troops until its too late.

## ok, i've made a mental list and theres too many to write down.

You ok? Should I have used an emoticon? I was joking FC. I will use emoticons in the future. I thought you were into subtle humor. I think this is where I make a generalization about Brits to show what a wonderful stand up guy I am?

[fat cherry]

hook line and sinker. hands aloft. and i had you down as a witless cunt.

[withahip]

Thanks FaC.