How does YOUR country (and YOU) measure up?

[girlwithnoname]

Very, very interesting.....

Map of the world by average penis size

[Voodoo Billy]

That's the kind of stuff you don't get in holiday brochures isn't it.

[Ivan]

That's the kind of stuff you don't get in holiday brochures isn't it.

It does come in holiday brochures... but the pages tend to stick together.

[girlwithnoname]

I would like to know if all the measuring was done in the same way, and by the same people? Otherwise, I'm not sure how accurate the data is.

At least you know it's not self-reporting, given the stated average size of American men. ;)

[Voodoo Billy]

I would like to know if all the measuring was done in the same way, and by the same people? Otherwise, I'm not sure how accurate the data is.

Are you considering a change of employment?

[Ivan]

I would like to know if all the measuring was done in the same way, and by the same people? Otherwise, I'm not sure how accurate the data is.

The measuring was done from the chin, inwards - by a former Blue Öyster Cult groupie.
It should be noted that any measurements beyond 5 inches are inaccurate, as they triggered her gag reflex.

[girlwithnoname]

The measuring was done from the chin, inwards - by a former Blue Öyster Cult groupie.
It should be noted that any measurements beyond 5 inches are inaccurate, as they triggered her gag reflex.

As there are approximately 150 million American males, most of whom are adults, that's a lot of....measurements.

And thank you, but I would rather not have to do this job, especially considering what some American men look like:

[Voodoo Billy]

That's an American anorexic.

[black francis]

[Voodoo Billy]

Quality!

[the ghost of guitarplayer]

As there are approximately 150 million American males, most of whom are adults, that's a lot of....measurements.

And thank you, but I would rather not have to do this job, especially considering what some American men look like:

Would you even be able to find an erect penis amongst that lot? Where's willy?

[girlwithnoname]

I'm not about to even start looking.

[withahip]

Did anyone notice the emerald colored dot near La Puente?
That is the darkest green I have ever seen.

[black francis]

I can already tell this map is a fake. Withahip's donkey schlonng alone should lift America's average to number 2 (behind Africa of course).

[girlwithnoname]

I can already tell this map is a fake. Withahip's donkey schlonng alone should lift America's average to number 2 (behind Africa of course).

Dare I ask why you are so familiar with VT forum members' members?