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Wayne Rooney

Postby Dave Smith » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:28 am

Ugly jug eared using cunt.And this from a Wolves fan.
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Postby fat cherry » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:40 am

i wonder when he was making his demands, ferguson asked him how his world cup had been.
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Postby Dave Smith » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:54 am

Unbelievable wanker-slag off team-mates for being shit despite being in the worst form of your life,then change mind and sign mega-bucks deal which means the class of prostitute you shag goes from Didsbury to finest Moscuvite blend.CUNT!
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Postby fat cherry » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:08 am

youre not a fan then dave? Its maybe his agent making a last attempt to pay off al tose gangsters rumoured to have fingers in the rooney pie, as it were. lucky colleen.
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Postby the ghost of guitarplayer » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:28 am

Didn't agree Dave on what you thought of Liverpool's predicament, but this totally. What a way to treat your club just to get more £ out of them. Pity he is injured, would have been interesting to see what kind of abuse he'd get from the Man U fans.
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:17 am

Unbelievable timing, in a week where the Cuntservative Government have decided to shed about half a million jobs that Rooney is looking for even more money than his reported weekly £90,000. The press reaction to his imminent departure has been incredulous, he's hardly had the influence on the side that others like Ronaldo, Keane, Cantona, Beckham and Giggs have had at United over the years and his recent England record speaks volumes. Good riddance, twat.
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Postby Dave Smith » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:17 am

I think this is only just the beginning.....that Coleen is no looker either is she?

re Liverpool-may sound harsh but they didnt feel sorry for us in the 1980's when we went down to the old 4th division,or in 1976 when they relegated us.Thats footballing life.And they certainly wont bat an eyelid when we get relegated this season whilst they stand a good chance of winning the UEFA Cup.Wolverhampton has one of the highest male unemployment rates in England.The Town/City(Town to me) is shite.The football club means just as much to the local community as in Liverpool as history has proven that local business increases with success of the club.Thatcher decimated manufacturing in the Black Country in the 80's.But we didnt have profile footballers to wear T-shirts about it.Its just we dont Youtube our 'demise' with aload of hasbeens over-reacting.Rant over GP!
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Postby Dave Smith » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:19 am

And dont even start me on our so-called hero saying the Club were being 'raped'!!!
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Postby the ghost of guitarplayer » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:36 pm

I passed through Wolverhampton once. I passed through it I said.
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:40 pm

All that aggravation for a fucking pay rise. I might try it at work, they'd probably help me put my coat on and hold the door open for me.
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Re: Wayne Rooney

Postby Frank The Bunny » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:27 pm

Dave Smith wrote:cunt


Dave Smith wrote:CUNT!


You need to pay more attention. It's not "cunt", it's "Helen Hunt"
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Postby Dave Smith » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:14 pm

Sorry Frank.Wayne is a 'Helen Hunt'!
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Postby fat cherry » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:39 pm

heres a 'you had to be there' story....

a few years ago (5 or 6) whn my youngest was still at junior school she used to stay late on a tuesday for cookery club. I picked her up one night and as they all packed up their cakes or whatever they had made the teacher, a pretty young thing with long golden hair (just like junior school teachers are meant to be) she's urging the kids to get a move on and leave and says to them, 'good night, see you next tuesday' at which one little girls stops dead in her tracks , looks shocked and says 'miss..... thats really really rude....' Teach looks a bit puzzled and then realizing what the kid means (and probably seeing the assembled waiting parents smirking and thinking, go on get out of that one then) decides to just pretend she hasn't heard, does the clapping hands thing and rushes the kids out of the classroom. Like I said, had to be there really. I'll get me coat.
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Postby Frank The Bunny » Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:05 pm

Dave Smith wrote:Sorry Frank.Wayne is a 'Helen Hunt'!
Thank you for correcting this oversight in a timely manner
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Postby tonywojo » Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:13 am

Dave Smith wrote:Sorry Frank.Wayne is a 'Helen Hunt'!


smiggers plays cockney wide boy

will the dingles concede 6 today?
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