Medical advice and taking the fun out of bad habits thread
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Medical advice and taking the fun out of bad habits thread
by kook » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:36 pm
Please post all that kind of shite here so that the rest of us don't have to be bothered with it.
Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
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by Voodoo Billy » Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:00 pm
Wanking makes you deaf.
Anyone remember that old schoolyard chestnut? The above would either be mumbled or abruptly spoken and the listener would inevetably answer, "what?" which would guarantee a laugh.
Anyone remember that old schoolyard chestnut? The above would either be mumbled or abruptly spoken and the listener would inevetably answer, "what?" which would guarantee a laugh.
Purveyor of the 'semi-predictable one-liner (which) embodies the essence of the type of comedic crap we grew to love here. VB is a crazy fool'
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by JackT » Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:03 pm
If you trim yourself "down-there" with scissors, because your Panasonic body-groomer broke, you really need to pay attention.
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"He was a mongoose, rather like a little cat in his fur and his tail, but quite like a weasel in his head and his habits."
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by black francis » Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:17 am
self performed vasectomies are never a good idea
With the Force as his ally he did battle with the Dark Lord. And he showed the measure of a true Jedi at a place called "The Death Star" where hope for the Galaxy was reborn. May all who struggle against tyranny hold his memory in their hearts
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by black francis » Sat Jan 09, 2010 3:14 am
Mr. Brian wrote:THAT'S your contribution to this thread??? Someone else must have bf's password.
Uh cocaine can make you hard for hourse?
With the Force as his ally he did battle with the Dark Lord. And he showed the measure of a true Jedi at a place called "The Death Star" where hope for the Galaxy was reborn. May all who struggle against tyranny hold his memory in their hearts
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by DivaDiana77 » Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:14 am
Whatever your bad habit, may you get more enjoyment out of it than the harm it causes. Hopefully it won't kill your career.
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by Dave Smith » Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:44 am
Voodoo Billy wrote:Wanking makes you deaf.
Anyone remember that old schoolyard chestnut? The above would either be mumbled or abruptly spoken and the listener would inevetably answer, "what?" which would guarantee a laugh.
At our school it was "Bummer's are deaf today"
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by Dr Cheese » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:53 am
black francis wrote:Uh cocaine can make you hard for hourse?
Should that be hours or horse?
And you know that I'll pick up
Every time you call
Just to thank you one more time
Alcohol
Every time you call
Just to thank you one more time
Alcohol
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