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Tom Cruise/ Katie Holmes/ Adele

Postby Malbert » Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:54 pm

So Tom Cruise and his wife Katie Holmes are getting a divorce. The same day Adele announces she's knocked up. I'm not saying there's a connection, but I'm not not saying it either. Discuss.
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:55 pm

Does Melvin hold a passport?
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Postby Malbert » Sat Jun 30, 2012 4:06 pm

Voodoo Billy wrote:Does Melvin hold a passport?


He is old but does not suffer from erectile dysfunction, nor is he sterile. He has been here the past few months without question, however. Good theory.
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Postby girlwithnoname » Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:30 am

Katie's contract was for five years. Time is up! She didn't want to wait til her life was over.
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Postby Malbert » Sun Jul 01, 2012 4:43 pm

girlwithnoname wrote:She didn't want to wait til her life was over.


It was over the day she met him!
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Postby JackT » Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:38 pm

girlwithnoname wrote:Katie's contract was for five years. Time is up! She didn't want to wait til her life was over.


Good one. Guess nobody else watched Dawson's Creek.
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Postby girlwithnoname » Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:33 pm

In fairness, neither did I--I just remember switching the channel when that theme song came on. All I remember is some kind of love triangle between Dawson, whatever Katie's character's name was, and Pacey (possibly the lamest male name on a TV show ever).
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Postby JackT » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:04 am

Party of Five was better.

Katie Holmes was in a movie called The Gift, and she was very good in that.
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Postby Ivan » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:57 am

JackT wrote:Katie Holmes was in a movie called The Gift, and she was very good in that.


Yes, they were.
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Postby fat cherry » Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:34 pm

for me, tom's one of those people you could be on the list.
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