Pass the valium

[Malbert]

My nine year old daughter is having a "mega sleepover" (her term) later this afternoon. I will host 5 nine year old girls, three of whom have strong personalities (yes, one of them is mine {shocking, I know}). Thank sweet Jesus the weather is fab, so we can all swim this afternoon. Hopefully all that activity will put them in a coma by 10:30. But I don't know how I'm going to make it through until later tomorrow morning. If ever there was a reason to start drinking, this is it.

[fat cherry]

drinking? the nine year olds? oh i get it. but consider the headline about drunk mom in tearaway nine year old gang drama. at least you have a pool, i mean what could possibly happen? And then theres melvin obviously. Good luck. And obv you could end up the coolest mom in the neighbourhood, which your daughter will love, for about ten minutes.