Who do they think they're fooling?

by **Malbert** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:55 am

I just came back from Target where I saw a new scent of Gain fabric softener called "Dreamy Desire". If they're trying to make me think I'm having an orgasm instead of washing clothes it won't work (and yes, I do know the difference, thankyouverymuch).

by **girlwithnoname** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:15 pm

Malbert wrote:I just came back from Target where I saw a new scent of Gain fabric softener called "Dreamy Desire". If they're trying to make me think I'm having an orgasm instead of washing clothes it won't work (and yes, I do know the difference, thankyouverymuch).

Malbert, you're washing clothes wrong, then. You've been missing out! :wink:

by **Malbert** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:33 pm

I'd be much more turned on by the laundry if my husband washed it for me. THAT will work, but I don't care what name the detergent is, what name the fabric softener is, or how much the machines vibrate: laundry will never give me sexual pleasure.

Unless Gerard Butler is involved.....that changes everything :biggrin:

by **black francis** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:46 pm

My laundry skills have been known to drive women wild. I don't shrink, mix whites with darks, I use appropriate temperature settings, never lose socks and I line dry when necessary.

by **girlwithnoname** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:51 pm

black francis wrote:My laundry skills have been known to drive women wild. I don't shrink, mix whites with darks, I use appropriate temperature settings, never lose socks and I line dry when necessary.

What are you doing this Friday evening, bf? I'd let you tumble dry my permanent press, if you know what I mean. You could even wash my delicates.

by **Malbert** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 1:18 pm

Geez, BF, I think I'm getting a little flustered. My husband doesn't even know we OWN a washing machine. No wait, I take that back. He uses it when he has, like, ONE shirt to wash or A pair of pants. But a full, cram -the- washer -as- much -as -possible -load? No fucking way...

by **Voodoo Billy** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:31 pm

girlwithnoname wrote:What are you doing this Friday evening, bf? I'd let you tumble dry my permanent press, if you know what I mean. You could even wash my delicates.

Remember, her 'delicates' are best washed by hand at a cool temperature, wash them at anything over 50 degrees and they may shrink. :eek:

by **black francis** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:32 pm

Anything under 80 degrees makes my delicates shrink.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:51 pm

black francis wrote:Anything under 80 degrees makes my delicates shrink.

I'm glad you put 'degrees' in there.

by **meh** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:23 pm

mr hitler?

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