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Polish politician fumes over 'gay' elephant

Postby Kounelaki » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:18 pm

Polish politician fumes over 'gay' elephant

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Friday, 10 April 2009

A Polish politician has criticised his local zoo for acquiring a "gay" elephant named Ninio who prefers male companions and will probably not procreate, local media reported today.

"We didn't pay 37 million zlotys ($11 million) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there," Michal Grzes, a conservative councillor in the city of Poznan in western Poland, was quoted as saying.

"We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?" said Grzes, who is from the right-wing opposition Law and Justice party.

The head of the Poznan zoo said 10-year-old Ninio may be too young to decide whether he prefers males or females as elephants only reach sexual maturity at 14.
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Postby black francis » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:31 pm

Jack we better get a petition together quick. Sounds like another one of the gays is infringing on our rights.
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Postby Kounelaki » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:34 pm

I'd just like to say, "Michal, your elephant is a gay homosexual."
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Postby black francis » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:47 pm

They were asking for trouble when they named the Elephant Ninio. If you want a gay elephant that's a perfect name.
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Postby black francis » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:09 pm

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Postby Kounelaki » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:25 pm

Is Ninio a Republican?
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Postby black francis » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:27 pm

Ninio? I was posting that for me.
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Postby zabird » Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:20 pm

black francis wrote:Ninio? I was posting that for me.


You're a Log Cabin Republican?
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Postby tonywojo » Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:28 am

[left] ninio is not a polish name[/left]
i sometimes use caps and punctuation for emphasis
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Postby Kounelaki » Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:29 am

tonywojo wrote:[left] ninio is not a polish name[/left]


Et alors ?
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Postby Mr. Brian » Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:30 am

Gay elephants are experts at the reach around technique
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Postby tonywojo » Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:25 am

Kounelaki wrote:Et alors ?


thats the punchline

i guess he werent born there either
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Postby black francis » Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:18 am

Mr. Brian wrote:Gay elephants are experts at the reach around technique


So withahip is a gay elephant too?
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Postby Frank The Bunny » Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:35 am

black francis wrote:So withahip is a gay elephant too?
Oh, that's not his trunk...
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