by the ghost of guitarplayer » Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:36 pm
But that's just Chris claiming to get Noel's advice to look cool, because everyone respects Noel now with a half decent no 1 album. Then Chris argues that Coldplay's nearest chart competitors are Justin Beiber and Adele, recording a song that sounds like Rihanna's Umbrella to keep up with the Beibers of the world, and then, guess what, actually records a duet with Rihanna for the new long player with a nonsensical title that he then says that he'll kill himself if the Coldplayranies don't like it. Then he says he wouldn't make his kids listen to his band's music and the new album will be their last, and Rihanna is all ugly and grumpy, and he likes Take That so much that he thought he was a gay. Apart from the comment about Rihanna, the guy has lost all sense of reality I tells you - as have I, having just read and typed various Chris Martin quotes.